And it wasn’t as close as you’d think from the score. The game started out like a normal game-good defense, the expectation of a long day of hard won points, an exchange of field goals-and then the Worst Dallas Cowboys Team in History reared up and handed the ball to the Eagles over and over and over again until the score was 44-3. Terrell Owen was on the sidelines trying to pep talk Tony Romo. You have to wonder what he was saying-Hey, all we need to do is score 5 touchdowns and we’re right back in this thing! Coach…
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Fix The Dallas Cowboys-Fire Jerry Jones
“We didn’t come out and play the way we needed to play,” Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Wade Phillips. Hmm, Ya Think? This was a bad game for the Dallas Cowboys-4 turnovers, 1 missed field goal, and loss number 3 for the season. The Cowboys also had their usual penalty fest with 8/56 yards. It’s never too early for Dallas fans to shrug and say, well, maybe next year. There is already talk flying around that Dallas Cowboys Head Coach Wade Phillips should be polishing up his résumé and start looking for a new job. Like Banks, Big Business, and The…
Dallas Cowboys-Going Down in Flames
A trip to the Super Bowl for the Dallas Cowboys this year seems a lot less likely than it did just a couple of weeks ago. The Dallas Cowboy’s savior Tony Romo is out for at least a month with a broken little finger. Kicker Mat McBriar is likely out for the season after the hit he took in the loss to the Cardinals-did they get rid of the Roughing The Kicker rule when I wasn’t looking? Pacman Jones has been suspended by the NFL Commissioner for acting like Pacman Jones. Rookie runner Felix Jones has a bad hamspring and…
Dallas Cowboys Loose to Redskins
“The reality of it is, you have the opportunity to go 16-0 every year in the regular season, but that’s not realistic.” -Tony Romo The Standard Issue Terrell Owens Controversy comes into play after the game. T.O. is unhappy about not getting the ball and the rest of us are not happy about him not catching it. In what was supposed to be just one more win on the way to the Dallas Cowboys winning the Super Bowl, but the Washington Redskins beat the Dallas Cowboys 26-24. The game was never as close as the finial score would indicate. The…
The Dallas Cowboys Lose to The New York Giants
If the Dallas Cowboys had won, all would be forgiven. But now, well, now we will blame Jessica Simpson, Tony Romo, and Jason Whitton for goofing off in Mexico. Wade Phillips may be free to pursue other interests. Terrell Owens couldn’t catch a damned ball to save his life. The Dallas Cowboys have still not won a playoff game in ten years. In other words, the Dallas Cowboys still suck. Thirteen wins be damned. There is no joy in Mudville tonight. The New York Giants beat the Dallas Cowboys 21 to 17. The Dream Season comes to an end. Tony…