Sarah Palin? I Predicted Another Old White Guy

George Bush-Worst President Ever-is killing time until he has to hand over the keys to Airforce One. Barrack Obama, The Change Candidate, picked an old white guy as VP. And Old White Guy John McCain’s choice of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is very interesting. While watching a bit of Sarah Palin’s acceptance speech she spent some time talking about her husband-kiddo, we don’t even know who you are yet alone who your husband is. Obama and McCain are easily the two weakest Presidential Candidates since Bush vs Kerry. I would have liked to have seen Hilliary Clinton running for President…

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Paris Hilton For President-She’s Got My Vote

Hey America, I’m Paris Hilton and I’m a celebrity too. Only I’m not from the olden days and I’m not promising change like that other guy. I’m just hot.-Paris Hilton In the 1960s there was a comedian named Pat Paulsen, who, as best as I can recall, only showed up to run for President. He was a stodgy and serious sort of fellow and looked pretty much anyone else running for President. He had a great dead pan delivery, whereas Paris Hilton can’t help finding the whole idea of running for President kind of silly. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears…

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