People who work for The Government are, by and large, evil bastards. This is common knowledge I know, but I still feel it is worth mentioning. The Government lives to waste your time, and wants to put you in jail and waste a lot more of your time if you make too much of a fuss about how much of your time they normally waste. The people who work in the Courts where they have Jury Duty are a bored and boring lot. They find it downright hilarious if you ask how long it will take or tell them you…