Top Five Pirate Name Generators

Seein as this be Talk Like A Pirate Day and there seems to be a bit of interest in Pirates-I thought I would make a little list of the Top Pirate Name Generators. So here they be in no particular order. Get a Pirate Name-from here thee be callin me by my true and proper name-Pirate Clive the Staggering Drunk. What’s Your Pirate Name?–By this site’s reconnin my name be Bloody Coby Beard and my ship be The Lady Vita Sea Gold. The Pirate Name Generator Game-Here me name be the fairly simple Gerald Gruda. Your Pirate Name-This here site…

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Right, Talk Like A Pirate Day, It Be

September 19th be Talk Like A Pirate Day, as was set down by the Almighty Programmers of The Sims. Arrh some such silly persons as be lost to the mists of time.A Pirate walks into a bar. He has a ship’s wheel where his belt buckle should be. The Bartender looks at him and asks, “What’s with the wheel?”“Arrgh,” The Pirate says, “That drives me nuts.”Talk Like A Pirate Day-start on the right and righteous path.Double up on all your adjectives and you’ll be bountifully bombastic with your phrasing. Pirates never speak of “a big ship”, they call it a…

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