George W. Bush will be remembered as the Worst President Ever and Dick Cheney will be remembered for shooting a friend in the face with a shotgun. So it is kind of funny that a trip to the The White House page finds Dick Cheney Outdoors Man. Well, I guess you can’t spend all your time planning the Next War that will Ruin America.
The story here is not about Dick Cheney so much as what is reflected in Dick Chaney’s Sunglasses-a naked woman. Photoshop makes this kind of silliness pretty easy, though getting an altered image on The White House website might be impressive. Just eyeballing it makes it appear that the prankster left the nude woman image square so that it would standout from the frames of Dick Cheney’s Sunglasses. The reality seems to be he was wearing normal eyeglasses and has one of those plastic slip on shades. A happy Dick Cheney needs to be a target, after all, what does the Great and Power Cheney have to be happy about? Why a naked woman in front of him, of course.
It seems that the naked woman in Dick Cheney’s sunglasses is much like the Big Foot on Mars, you can see if it you want to, but it isn’t really there. Though if you look at Dick Cheney’s hand with a bit of a squint, it does look a bit like a naked Paris Hilton. I am way too lazy to Photoshop a naked Paris Hilton into Dick Cheney’s sunglasses, besides, there’s probably a real image like thats somewhere.