LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! I thought about it, Nah

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You have to love an impassioned plea for mercy from a man under a blanket with a flashlight. He is a fan of strong language as well as Britney Spears. Or is he just screwing around in his own attempt to get ‘readers and making money off her.’ Chris Cocker, that can’t be a real name can it? seems to be obsessed with Britney Spears, almost as much as Perez Hilton. YouTube fame being what it is, once one of your videos takes off there is no going back. There are countless versions of the Star Wars Kid-(Ok, not countless about 1750)-and the story there seemed to be that poor fat slob almost had a nervous breakdown from everyone making fun of him. I don’t there’s any need to worry on that from over the rabbit Britney Spears fan here, he is already a mental case.

“How (expletive) dare anyone out there make fun of Britney after all she’s been through?” he asks.

“All you people care about is readers and making money off her. She’s a human!” he screams.

“She hasn’t performed on stage in years. Her song is called Gimme More for a reason, because all you people want is more, more, more. Leave her alone!

“You’re lucky she even performed for you (expletive). Leave Britney alone!”

“Leave Britney Spears alone right now. I mean it. Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me because she’s not well right now,” he says.

The final 15 seconds of the video feature Chris sobbing almost uncontrollably, before he musters the strength for one final, plaintive: “Leave Britney alone.”

Perez Hilton was quick to post his own video in response, but it has not gotten quite as much of a response. He is not the actor that Cocker is though. Of course, Perez has stretched his Fifteen Minutes of Fame to the limit already.
Chris Cocker’s fifteen minutes are ticking away fast. Thank God.