While not exactly brite smile teeth whitening, I did find a teeth whitener for a dollar the other day. It’s one those teeth whitening trays you put some goo into and slip in like a football mouth guard. Hey, a dollar for teeth whitening I can afford. Of course, it is not really a dollar, you have to use it once a day for a couple of weeks, so it is more like fourteen dollars for a bright smile. Of course, that won’t help where I need a bit of cosmetic dentistry. I’m afraid my teeth are a bit beyond…
1-18-08 J J Abrams Slusho Recent Events
The Staypuff Marshmallow Man is one of the many monsters rumored, tongue in cheek, to be the monster in J.J. Abrams Mysterious Terrifying Monster Movie. The latest news is that the untitled J.J. Abrams Monstrous Movie not named Cloverfield to be released on 1-18-08 is that it will be about a small group of people fleeing for their lives from small monsters and not just one giant whale of a monster. This story is told on Dread Central and seems as likely to be true as any of the other rumors floating around. As one of the many people who…
Texas Rangers Score 30 Runs to Set Record
The Texas Ranger scored 30 runs to set a modern day record. The old record of 36 runs still stands, but that was set in 1897. The Baltimore Orioles crowd was pretty sparse and looked just like the normal empty seats at The Ballpark in Arlington. Texas Ranger tickets are not normally that hard to come by. Most of us don’t even know when baseball season is.In the Fort Worth/Dallas Metroplex we have five major league sports teams, The Cowboys, The Mavericks, The Rangers, The Stars, and some soccer team that no one gives a damn about. The sports coverage…
Anchorwoman Lauren Jones So What?
I was in Tyler, TX a few months ago when this show was about to be filmed. There were giant billboards all over the city that showed the blond bombshell’s face and read She’s Coming. Now that was a subtle Fox Network promo. The story soon broke that there was going to be a sort of reality show filmed in town using this ditzy woman as an anchorwoman.Now I was one of those people that was not overly upset that perky little Katie Couric got the nod to host the Evening News. So what? It’s a job that calls for…
Chian Barbie Sued by Mattel-Barbie and Sex? Hmm
China Barbie is a not very pretty porn star trying to trade on the famous blond bombshell doll, Barbie, made my Mattel. Mattel is shocked that someone is trying to use their good name in such a nasty way. China Barbie is not the first to use the Barbie name. Hmm, did they sue the Barbie Twins when the anorexic blonds where posing half naked for calendars? Is cute little doll Barbie all that different from porn star China Barbie? Isn’t the high heel wearing, big boobed toy who lives in Malibu a porn star herself? I mean, she has…
Anita Blake The Harlequin by Laurell K. Hamilton
All of the Anita Blake books have a set pattern to them, a formula if you like. We start off with Anita doing some business, either raising a zombie, which is her night job, or serving a warrant to Execute a Vampire, which is her day job. She then has trouble with her boyfriends, has to have sex with at least one stranger she may or may not ever see again, has to have sex with one or more of her many boyfriends, and along the way kills a few bad guys, until at the end of the book, that…
Hot Sauce, Real Hot Sauce
If the only hot sauce you’ve ever heard of is Tabasco, you need to get out more. Not that there is anything wrong with Tabasco, I love the Chipolte flavor and I have a soft spot for the plain old orginal Tabasco. But once you become a serious chilihead, you find that there are a lot of other fish in the sea. Like Blair Hot Sauce. Blair’s Hot Sauce is the most recent hot sauce to get some fun buzz with the name Blair’s Death Sauce and the fact that it is the hottest thing around. But it far from…
Micheal Vick Guilty-Que the Villagers
The time for well reasoned thought is has passed, if it was ever here, on the Michael Vick front. He has admitted guilt to Federal Dogfighting Conspiracy Charges. Vick is looking at 12 to 18 months in a federal prison, which is a bit less than the five years he would almost certainly have gotten if he had gone to trail. The NFL is making nice and saying they will wait and see, but it is almost certain that Vick is history as a quarterback. So the time has come to drop the lets play nice facade and break out…
Hot Sauce, Real Hot Sauce
If the only hot sauce you’ve ever heard of is Tabasco, you need to get out more. Not that there is anything wrong with Tabasco, I love the Chipolte flavor and I have a soft spot for the plain old orginal Tabasco. But once you become a serious chilihead, you find that there are a lot of other fish in the sea. Like Blair Hot Sauce. Blair’s Hot Sauce is the most recent hot sauce to get some fun buzz with the name Blair’s Death Sauce and the fact that it is the hottest thing around. But it far from…
Young Frankenstien, Frau Blucher, and Broadway
Mel Brooks Young Frankenstein is easily his best movie and arguably Gene Wilder’s best role. Filmed in glorious black and white and featuring some of the most under rated talents of its time. Gene Wilder, Peter Boyle, Terri Garr, Madeline Kahn, and Cloris Leechman. The only real star in the film is Gene Hackman, doing an amazing job of playing an accidentally sadistic blind man. There are people who have never seen the original Frankenstein, but can quote whole passages of Young Frankenstein. Which is a pity, as most of the gags in the film refer back to the 1931…