“I am backing the RICH Water Foundation all the way,” Paris says. “That’s why I gave my whole physical presence at the shooting!“
Good luck finding any info on this Rich Water Foundation, as all the Google results will get you is the Golden Girl Paris Hilton Nude photos. The Word document on the Rich Prosecco website about the Rich Water Foundation is in German, so I have no idea what it says. Even the main page of Rich Prosecco says-Paris Naked! 
I like looking at Paris Hilton covered in Gold Paint as much as the next man, but I do wonder about these kinds of campaigns. Following in the footsteps of PETA, Rich Prosecco is working on the theory that horny guys on the internet are going to save the world. So we have the Rich Water Foundation, which seems to be nothing but an excuse to get Paris Hilton naked one more time. But then, how hard is it to get Paris Hilton naked anyway?
Rich Prosecco sells wine in a can, its harder for the elephants to get at that way. The perfect “starter drink” for your night or a special pleasure as a reward at the end of the day. I guess if I were crawling across a desert naked I’d be willing to drink just about anything. Wine in a can, wine in a box, what’s next? Wine in a bottle?
“What’s the difference between Paris Hilton and a can of cheap prosecco?
The prosecco has something of value inside it.”-Wind Spectator
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