Let’s All Sue Starplex

“You can’t bring in outside food or drinks.” The Manager-or someone who I assume was a Manger at Starplex-says and points to The Wife’s water bottle. “It’s just water.” The Wife says. “You can dump it out and refill it if you want.” “It doesn’t matter.” The woman says.  “You can’t bring the container in.” “You could get sued for that.” The Wife says. “It’s nothing but water.” “Jerry Jones doesn’t get sued.” The Woman says in full snit mood now.  “Nether does Cineplex or General Cinema.  If I let you bring in water, I’d have to let someone else…

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