The Theory of Everything

My Father-In-Law was a very clever fellow and he didn’t like A Brief History of Time. He found Stephen Hawking to be a bit full of himself and his pet theories. Geniuses. As The Theory of Everything opens, we find a young Stephen Hawking having a hard time coming up with a subject for his doctoral dissertation. He’s already a gnome like character with his glasses forever at an odd angle and a strange look on his face. We also see that Stephen is a bit full of himself and his pet theories. These opening scenes are mainly about Stephen…

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John Carter

I can’t remember the last time I watched a Disney movie-oh yeah, it was Tron 2.  Shudder. John Carter of Mars is the story of a US Civil War vet who ends up transported to Mars, where he has amazing adventures and wins the heart of a Princess.  The CGI is good enough, it looks exactly the the CGI used to animate the last three Star Wars films and there is a strong Star Wars feel to John Carter.  Hordes of computer generated aliens, a chase scene that stole a couple of moves from the Speeder scene in Return of…

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Green Lantern-for all you CGI lovers

The writers of the Green Lantern movie must be about my age-they like the Hal Jordan version of the Green Lantern.  Neal Adams was the artist that brought my Green Lantern to life.  Those were some damned good comics. The movie stars pretty boy Ryan Renyolds as modern day test pilot Hal Jordan.  Hmm, modern day test pilot???? Ok, we’ll skip that bit. The Green Lantern back-story is force fed through voice overs and more CGI than I have seen in one film since Phantom Menace hit the big screen.  The CGI is more than a little over the top,…

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